On the main screen press enter then the cheat code then enter again and Barry Davies should be heard calling you a cheat!

Cheat Codes:

spit n spin - Actua Soccer Web
tff hobby - Boat Racers
bin man - Food Group
london girls - Arsenal Ladies
shame - Doncaster Rovers
no thanks - Top 50 Babes 2
yes please - Top 50 Babes 1
chip butty - Virtual Blades
cpu spud - Pattis Shandi Men
double trouble - Gremlin Staff 2
wide boys - Gremlin Staff 1
candy man - Dicks Pick N Mix
shadwell town - The Hardmen
miss wilko - Dud's Spuds
flagstoning - Fighting Forth
lee the pig - Heavenly HTFC
sink or swim - Ledbury FC
impossibility - Maddness Friday
ozone layer - Greenhouse Test
grim reaper - Skellington United
metal heads - Cyborg Rovers
i made this - FC Gremlin
sexy football - Shearer XXX
rule brittania - 5 Nations Select
egg chasers - Wigan 98-98
bald fritz - Classic Ipswitch
valley boys - Charlton Stars
diamond lights - Best Of Spurs
duncnnomore - Everton Stars
men in tights - Forest Stars
barmy army - Wednesday Stars
emmersons woe - Boro Stars
lady godiva - Coventry Stars
dell boys - Soton Stars
fash the cash - Dons Stars
down the toon - Newcastle Stars
bit of claret - Villa Stars
fruit n veg - Leicester Stars
wright buy - West Ham Stars
ram raiders - Derby Stars
tea total - Arsenal 70-90
bremners boot - Leeds Stars
scouse perms - Liverpool 77-98
foreign legion - Chelsea Stars
down down down - Blackburn 94-95
sir matt - Busby Babes
prem clubs - 24 teams in team creation screen
tff teams - 24 funny teams in team creation screen